Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Have I mentioned...

Have I mentioned how much I hate my cow of an upstairs neighbor? Inconsiderate wench and her damn dog were racing around over our heads until almost 2am. Every time I'd be almost asleep, they'd go stampeding overhead again. Know how much sleep I got last night? Three hours, max. You can bet I did my best to wake her ass up at 5:30 this morning. What comes around goes around, and it's about to knock the cow on her ass.


Maggie Nash said...

May ketchup always find her shirt

May all the windows she jumps through be closed

May all her friends eat beans constantly

May all the water she dives into be a mirage

May all her sandwiches have mould on them

May she have a close encounter with an insane dentist

May a rabbit mistake her nose for a carrot

May she be the recipient of the south end of a north-facing camel

Heather said...

ROFL...Thanks Maggie!

Jana said...

ROFLOL Love it, Maggie!

Go Heather! Go Heather

Maggie Nash said...

You're welcome :-)