Have I mentioned how much I hate my cow of an upstairs neighbor? Inconsiderate wench and her damn dog were racing around over our heads until almost 2am. Every time I'd be almost asleep, they'd go stampeding overhead again. Know how much sleep I got last night? Three hours, max. You can bet I did my best to wake her ass up at 5:30 this morning. What comes around goes around, and it's about to knock the cow on her ass.
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May ketchup always find her shirt
May all the windows she jumps through be closed
May all her friends eat beans constantly
May all the water she dives into be a mirage
May all her sandwiches have mould on them
May she have a close encounter with an insane dentist
May a rabbit mistake her nose for a carrot
May she be the recipient of the south end of a north-facing camel
ROFL...Thanks Maggie!
ROFLOL Love it, Maggie!
Go Heather! Go Heather
You're welcome :-)
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